A late bloomer, that’s me.

A group of office mates decided to have their breakfast at a stall along the highway. There were four ladies, of whom three are singles and one is married. The married one, Lady C is curvy, shapely, size 20, childless and not as pretty as the single ladies who are size 10. There were five men, two of them are happily married with a bunch of kids. The rest are bachelors. It was a normal breakfast rendezvous, as they cracked stupid jokes at each other. Jokes that were tolerable at one point of time until…

Gent W: Eh, Lady X, tak makan ke? Nanti event tu lambat lagi nak makan.

Lady X: (Looking pretty, sitting next to Lady C) I tadi dah breakfast sikit, tak nak makan banyak2…nanti bulat, kembang…nanti takde orang nak!

Gent W: I nak ape…best boleh peluk2… (he noticed Lady C pushed away her half-bitten red bean pau)

Lady X: Eee, tak leh, tak leh…

Lady C: (With her eyes wide open) Humm…salah statement tu.

Gent W: No comment…heheh…(giggled stupidly)

Everyone at the table sensed the tense and gigled unsincerely. It was awkward to say the least. Lady X quickly took a packet of nasi lemak and ate it at once as Lady C sipped her soya bean with a lump in her throat.

Lady X: Mesti u jaga your skin kan?

Lady C: ______ (smirked)

Another female office mate shifted to a new topic and slowly the awkwardness disappeared but Lady C was deeply hurt until today and no sign of apologies coming from Lady X…

Moral of the story: If you weigh more that 60kg, have breakfast at home and avoid sitting among size 10 insensitive biiyotch…or, make some good decision to lose some weight and look as pretty as them.

XOXO —–